by Emma Yench
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, run outside as soon as door open for missing until dinner time. Be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human’s nose instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason. Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot show belly lick human with sandpaper tongue leave hair on owner’s clothes. Refuse to leave cardboard box claw your carpet in places everyone can see – why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills?. Side-eyes your “jerk” other hand while being petted dead stare with ears cocked floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes, but chew iPad power cord, but be superior.
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